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Friday, 30 November 2012

Cricket's Court...yard..er..

It is the time
It is the line
It is the time to take guard on the line.

Polemicists arraign
And counterarraign
And countercounterarraign,
There is Crime
That is Crime
And that too is Crime
And you sir, are Crime
And Salt crystallizes
And Salt encrusts
What is said
What is heard
What is seen
What is read

And Salt encrusts sweetness
And Sweetness couches Salt
And Bitterness hides inside pride
And Sourness erodes, chides, all snide

Count the grains as they fall
Count the number of Truths
Comprehend myriad grains of Truth

At least try
Without being sly
It is such a time
It is such a line
It is the time to take guard on the line. 

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Saturday, 17 November 2012

Pujara and Ashwin

Second Day

With the crinkly excitement of the first day now comfortably crumpled, my first point of interest at the start of the second day centered around how the two overnight batsmen, Messrs. Pujara and Yuvraj Singh, would shape up, and how they'd progress after surviving the English backlash. I have healthy respect for Graham Gooch and Andy Flowers based on the nature of their play and success in Indian conditions. Therefore, I'm reasonably certain that they would be a dynamic influence on the competent team of English cricketers touring our land. The conclusion that the Englishmen would come out eager to capture the session would, therefore, not be illogical. As it turned out, they did come out all on fire. An unlucky Swann shout against a sweeping Yuvraj in the first over further ignited England.

Sruart Broad, very much England's boy, but now sporting an incompatible crop on his cheeks and chin, was powerfully affected by the prevailing morning mood among the head shaking Englishmen on the field, and, for a large part of the remaining Indian innings since this point, admirably impersonated a launching rocket every time the ball scored a pad. Even if the ball was slinking down a leg side lane, as it appeared to do so on most occasions, but that didn't daunt young Broad from providing us with replays of his impersonation ability on the cricketing stage. Papa Broad would have been proud of the boy's performance; so opined the commentators at some point of time during his theatrical routine. Perhaps one of them even vouched for the likely quality of Papa Broad's pleasure based upon his knowledge of Chris.

But the spirit was undeniably there - England had returned to win back ground lost on another day - the singham Prince with the languid silken touch and his newbie mate suffering from an unforgiving appetite for batsmanship and scoring runs took up the challenge, earnestly, to deny the Englishmen their reclamation process. Swann relentlessly tantalized, pulled, pushed and prodded the batsmen to err early, before they woke up from their overnight slumber, and Broad kept on appealing like a television preacher of faith. It was compelling to watch.

England summoned different bowlers. England's bullworker is a lad called Bressie. Besides Swann. Bressielad chuffed in, pumping his pistons and banged the ball furiously into the pitch's face. The unruffled Motera simply blew the aggression up like a soap bubble. The batsmen pulled, cut and hooked at the ball, like spoilsports bursting floating soap bubbles. By Lunch, England's wilting was deeper than just a layer of skin.

After Lunch, Cook lobbed the cherry to the well-fed looking, and definitely well-rested, Samit Patel. Patel served up a pie with it - overly tossed and completely half-baked - the revolted Indian Singham threw it away, unfortunately not all the way, and a minion in the deep quietly pouched it to deliver some unjust dessert for England. Yuvraj stood shaken, more by his own flippant termination of his new-found hunger. A pie is a pie even if it was half-baked and over tossed. It's meant to be eaten and not gifted away. Moreover, Diwali was long done and dusted. But Pujara had no such weaknesses and continued his lunching on the field to finish with an unbeaten 206, at which point, Captain Dhoni decided that nutrition was sufficiently had, and time was for some juice to wash it all down - squeeze out the Englishmen further by grinding them between two spinning stones at his command.

Ashwin opened the attack. Yes, a spinner. An off-spinner with the new ball. No, I didn't say the mystery ball. Quite the fad these days in all cricket. Bangladesh does it as a habit in Tests, very much like India would do in the 70s of the last millennium. And Bangladesh was bowling on television on another channel having gone a few runs up on West Indies visiting them in their first innings. Ashwin slid through once, all the way for four, a couple of long hops. Zak doing the obligatory stint at the other end before conceding to Ojha. Between these two turning granites, the English grain began to turn into flour. Not Flower but f.l.o.u.r. Debutant Compton did not remember to close the gate and Ashwin's unmysterious off spin simply scooted in to thrash the wickets. As beautifully as Swann had messed up the Indians.

The optimistic Englishmen, perhaps believing the assessment of its media brigade, sent in a nightwatchman. To stay on an apparently docile pitch with nothing more than a stick of willow. But never believe the media, lads..especially the Brit cricket media...they report as per convenience, and Anderson was poorly equipped on this spitting snake pit.

Jonathan did not exactly trot out eagerly. J.Trott looked somber, almost reluctant as he walked in, very much like a guilty walking up to receive his verdict, His comeuppance, however, was of his own making and not one handed down by judgment - he pushed hard, perhaps getting in a final argument in favour of his absolution, but he was caught. Not after some long-winded harangue deep in the field, but very short and close at forward short-leg itself. His case lacked even a viable introduction. A big zero came up against his name on the scoreboard.

Cook meanwhile was rather comfortable and so was Kevin Pietersen. The pitch resembling now the mythical docility punted by British hacks. But hang in there...Ashwin and Ojha have a few regular mysteries up their half-sleeved millstones, and will be looking forward to extract out the fibre from the starchy depths of the English grain.

Highlights: Pujara's first double, Swann's fifer and Ashwin's fastest-Indian bowler-to-fifty stunt.

ESPN Cricinfo Scorecard Link

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Friday, 16 November 2012

First Test at Motera: India v England 2012

First Day

I am trying to remember now where it was, when and why it was, that the less sportsmanlike edge to intensity of my spectatorial competitiveness with England hit me. Was it when I saw Tony Lewis's men demolish India at Kotla in 1972? Was it when I saw John Lever reduce India to a bunch of ninnies with a display of left arm swing bowling in he overhanging mists of Kotla, after Amiss has plundered a score from the Indian spin trio in 1976? Or was it a month later, when news broke that Tony Greig's men, and this John Lever in particular, had a patch of vaseline set up somewhere? Clearly it wasn't the first two instances for I can remember that in 1972 the picture cards of England players that came with chooran packets were hotly sought in trade offs among kids; and from 1976, I can still recall the awestruck reactions of me and my friends to John Lever's bowling, to Dennis Amiss's mastery during that thick winter morning, or with Tony Greig's engagement of spectators with his antics and quips. Most definitely, it must have been due to incidences which unfolded a month later at Madras (now Chennai), when heroes of that time imploded miserably.

A vaseline patch fell off from John Lever's head band. Bishan Singh Bedi took up the matter earnestly. Through his reactions, defense of the indefensible and counterattack, Tony Greig revealed that behind his sunny side there existed less alluring alternatives of his public persona. Even John Woodcock and CMJ, who were looked up to as cricket writers by us, couldn't hold a dispassionate journalistic position on it. Cricket writers and print media were powerful back then, for often that was the main source of cricket news, records and memories unlike today. I can remember how let down we felt then. And later, when news filtered in that laboratory tests confirmed the presence of vaseline on the ball. From thereon, if I recall correctly, we, I, began to look at England cricket and its peripherals with far greater maturity than plain old sportsmanlike awe we were encouraged to develop in our respective missionary schools. This maturity didn't let us down in subsequent times. We could detect early, see through screens, and therefore question the inherent unfairness of the English method of playing straight.

This year, I decided to turn back the clock and watch the current series like a wonder struck sportsmanlike kid all over again. Ah yes, it is a struggle, feels artificial at times, but there is no denying that ignoring peripherals lends greater enjoyment of the actual game of cricket. The progressive development of Virender Sehwag from a cruel butcher of bowlers to a skillful surgeon excising deliberate runs off the opposition attack with sophisticated touches might have been missed otherwise in a red haze of jingo. Or the opportunity to get inside Graeme Swann's thought process and follow how he planned out Indian batsmen would have been missed at the altar of divisive bias. I might've missed Pujara's quality, Yuvraj's application and so much more if my focus had remained on the unsportsmanlike aspects of this game. Jonathan Trott may have succumbed to temptation but he has been roundly condemned for it by most Englishmen who have written or spoken about it. It's better watching cricket without being besotted by its darker immaterial surroundings.

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Wednesday, 14 November 2012

History repeating itself

I am fundamentally against bodies snatching the camera out of the hands of spectators and fans of the game of cricket. I have often written about this and moaned about the same on twitter. I don't know how it is in other countries, since I haven't traveled much outside India, but in India, the camera-in-the-ground went out of the ordinary cricket watcher's grasp thanks to security issues first. Part of the charm of visiting the ground and watching action live was taking pictures, the picnic hampers and taking autographs. All of them are now impossible in India unless you are part of an elite set maybe. This lack of fun and memories could be an additional factor in dwindling crowds at cricket grounds. Then, when that lobby was stronger, the Gettyization of cricket photography happened, ensuring the ordinary cricket fan could never take pictures at the cricket ground anymore; and now, by logical extension of this line of philosophy, a much stronger BCCI has exhibited a preference to sell its own photos instead of ceding space to a monopoly operator from outside the borders. This has caused some fuss it appears and the monopolists..or former monopolists...from other lands are throwing a hissy-fit to arm-twist.

If you ask me, from a cricket watcher's point of view, I care neither for the Gettys of the world nor BCCI's in-house syndication. Gettyization itself, to start with, was a monstrous tool trampling rights of the ordinary cricket fan. For that, in India, was further excuse to prevent a spectator at the ground from taking photos from his seat in the stands...maybe even the top tier with his home camera, whatever that photographic memory would be worth. But those days are not going to come back in India. Those days when we graced cricket matches - Test or Ranji or Irani or Duleep - in droves...groups of friends and family..who, through cricket, wanted nothing more than a memorable weekend. Those days are gone and I am not stupid enough to imagine they'll be back. The world has changed since then,

So now that we all are reduced to being mere pawns in this game of cricket, all a spectator can do is take, as per his judgement, a stand on one side or the other of the profit driven scrapping between monopolist commercial bodies. I choose to side by the lesser evil - the BCCI.

Is there a nationalistic slant in this stand of yours? you might ask. Fair enough a question. After careful consideration and examining my own feelings upon all that is unfolding in the public space on this topic, I can safely say, no. And, when I say so, I am not biased either by the foul-mouthed, ill-tempered responses of members of the pushier, vocal side of the debate, to straight soul-searching questions on social media forums. Why is it wrong to stand up to being taken for granted and plied with unreasonable demands? Why is it right for one party to do something that is wrong for another party to do the same? are all my opinion has focused on.

BCCI may be bothered only about making more money, like these consortia have historically done using others. On the other hand, it might be a stand to break this dastardly monopoly. Be that as it may, I see this scrap, including the appending of the other matter of demanding more, far over and above what was purchased by them, without having to foot the additional bill, to this matter by this front, as unreasonable arm twisting by this so-called independent news front, to have their own intolerant covetous way...like the East India Company did ages before. And in this re-hashed episode of history, like back then, there are enough Indians as in the past to encourage and promote the monopoly of this intruder. This "front" has to learn to live with competition and defense of territory. Must learn to defend what is fair and correct and not what it has been put up to. Time to grow up for many people methinks.

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Sunday, 11 November 2012

An Unknown Cricketer's Dream Day

Rahul Dewan's an unknown soldier
Who carried his bat playing England.
461 minutes topping every bowler;
Rahul Dewan's an unknown soldier.
143 not out, a five-minute murmur
That's enough, good day, goin' back inland.
Rahul Dewan's an unknown soldier
Who carried his bat playing England.


ESPN-Cricinfo Scorecard Link - Haryana v England, November 2012

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